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Someone’s been waiting their whole lives to write this in
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fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once
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Normally Hudson only chases full-grown bicycles, but he reached a new low today in the park…
In case the sign is not clear, as it was written while I was dripping wet, it says the following: “My name is TJ. I pulled my mom face first into the disgusting Lachine Canal while chasing a gopher, stopping before I got wet myself. Everyone on the bike path and 2 kayakers pointed and laughed. My mom says if she is on YouTube, I will be free to a good home. Or any home. I feel very bad and ashamed (that I did not catch the gopher).”
In case the sign is not clear, as it was written while I was dripping wet, it says the following: “My name is TJ. I pulled my mom face first into the disgusting Lachine Canal while chasing a gopher, stopping before I got wet myself. Everyone on the bike path and 2 kayakers pointed and laughed. My mom says if she is on YouTube, I will be free to a good home. Or any home. I feel very bad and ashamed (that I did not catch the gopher).”
I did something bad, but dad doesn’t know what yet, so I’m hiding. (I have a guilt complex.)